Kobold Blender Tycoon

"If I had a dollar for every kobold I put in the blender, I'd be making money in a very weird way." -- Mitch Hedberg, approximately

CW: Cartoon sadism. (Consensual!)

A friend of mine is really into kobolds and kind of a masochist, so I made a game where you put kobolds through the blender and drink it. There aren't really any mechanics, but it pretends to be a management sim because I think that's funny. Have fun!

(Soundtrack: Piano Sonata No. 1, Carl Maria von Weber)

PS: There's a sequel now!